It’s your time to create a more fun relationship with money.
At the Witchy Kinky Money Night, you’ll explore your dark unconscious relationship with money and trauma to heal and so your experience of money can become more fun, juicy & kinky.
You already have a kinky relationship with money… depending on your childhood, you learned the safest way to get food, love and other needs met.
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You’re a SUB if…
Maybe you had to ppl please to get your needs met. And now you’re ppl pleasing money. So you’re a SUB.
You’re a DOM if…
Maybe you had to overpower your parents or caregivers to get your needs met. So you over-power everyone in between you and your money. So you’re a dom.
During this night, you’re going to explore through role play and somatic exercises your default kink with money that was installed during childhood.
And then you’re going to get to also explore other kinks. If you’re a default dom, what would it feel like to get on your knees and beg to the money gods.
If you’re a default sub, what would it feel like to beat the shit out of your cash (we got boxing gloves and tennis rackets and sticks to beat it upppp!)
And your energetic money is going to change completely.
This isn’t a get rich quick scheme. But if you wanna have a more stable loving relationship with your finances INCLUDING your debt comeeeeeee.
And yes it’ll impact your ability to earn and steward your money well long term.
It’s going to be funnnnn and terrible and deep and kinky
Wednesday June 26th, 7-9 pm
151 Sterling Rd (near Lansdowne Stn)
Investment: $40
Kinky Money Practices
Pee on your cash…
This is for the default subs. If you’ve felt CONTROLLED by your money or your budget before. If your brain constantly tells you “YOU CANT AFFORD THAT”… it’s time to take your power back and DOMINATE YOUR MONEY.
Put some cash in the bathtub and pee on it. Humiliate your money. Tell it that’s it’s nothing, it’s powerless, its just dirty dirty dollar bills and your in charge now.
And feel your power and agency coming back.
You OWN your money. And you OWN your debt. You’re the one who had a good enough credit score to get access to that line of credit, mortgage, credit card student loan. IT’S YOURS.
And you might know this intellectually but honestly, pee on the cash and you’ll understand this on a full body energy level.
Wash and disinfect with Lysol or something similar then spennnndddd.
You’re the boss now. You get to tell your money and your debt where to go. And you don’t have to listen to some old white guy’s advice about personal finance #sorrynotsorryDaveRamsey…
Deep down you know how to make the money you want.
We won’t being this practice during the classes because, we don’t have enough bath tubs for yall lol.
But this is the kind of homework you’ll have and honestly if you feel drawn, TRY IT NOW. And start to feel the energetic shifts :).
Your intuition knows.
PS You’re gunna be WAY richer than you think.
I’ve had my private clients who’ve worked with me for months and sometimes years:
– stand up to her boss and then get promoted to the executive team as a VP with a big raise
– successfully raise her rates and launch a weird but totally authentic group program
– and another client got a new job that paid $20,000 more than she even hoped for
And you’ll be setting the foundation for these types of outcomes.
You might have this kind of result quickly but it’s not guaranteed especially since it’s a shorter experience. But you’ll have a clearer relationship with cash and your intuition that’ll get you towards a more juicy, hot, sexy relationship with your money… and more of it ;).
Bryn Bamber, CCEP, a Trauma-Informed Witch, Somatics Coach, Mental Health Expert
Bryn lived for years as a sensitive perfectionist with anxiety coursing through my veins and through somatics she began to find the root cause of why she’s so anxious and take steps to drastically reduce her suffering.
She works with artists, healers and entrepreneurs to help them overcome imposter syndrome and make more money with their gifts through healing childhood habits, patterns and trauma.
Her story about the path to healing has been featured on Tiny Buddha, Introvert Dear and the CourageMakers and Rare Birds podcasts.
PS Want a free taste of the vibe??? Check out this FREEEEE WORKSHOP, Somatics to Heal Money Blocks
You’ll learn somatic techniques:
– to heal money blocks in your body
– to support your clients to remove money blocks from their bodies and brains
Workshop is ON DEMAND and you’ll get access to it IMMEADIATELY!
This is perfect for you if you love nature, are a little weird and witchy and love the shit out of your clients.