Life Changing Shit…

If you were socialized as a woman, you were told that if you put your needs first, you’re a bad person. You have to take care of your kids and your partner and your parents and your friends and the PTA and the stranger on the street before yourself.

But then you’re also told that you’re meant to be a strong badass independent woman who makes her own money.

Buttttttt if you’re too ambitious its because you’re cold and frigid and a bad mother and a selfish partner and friend…

It’s like no matter what you do, you can’t win. And for your clients who were socialized as women, they can’t win either…

Which is exactly why I created the Feminist Somatics Certification…

You’re going to see how the patriarchy and other systems of oppression is getting under your own skin somatically. You’ll learn how to detox this shit on the body level.

And THENNN how to help your clients detox from the systems of oppression they’ve gotten tangled up with and how to get that shit out of their bodies.

Full liberation!!!!

You HAVVEEEE TOOO do the feminist somatic certification because this kind of somatic work COMPLETELY changed my life. I used to be stressed literally all the time. Stressed about work. Stressed about my friends/family being mad. Stressed about money. Not dating anyone good and stressed about finding the one…

Just effing stressed all the time about all the things.

And this somatic work gave me relief, ease. I hate words like gratitude but it gave me like this stable satisfied grateful feeling that honestly before this work I didn’t know was possible other than when I was drinking…

So you have to do it.

It’s going to completely change your life first… then it’s going to completely change your clients’ livesss!! SO MUCH FUN!!

You’ll learn how to complete the stress cycle and have these deep powerful somatic transformations that are give you a huge sense of relief and remind you that you’re exactly where you need to be on your life path. LIFE CHANGING SHITTTT…

THENNN you’re going to learn how to do this powerful feminist somatic work with your clients too!!

It’s going to completely blow their minds. The combo of cognitive work and somatic work is CRAZY powerful.

You’re going to feel so satisfied at the end of the work day thinking about how fucking powerful your sessions were.

ANDDDD then it’s going to help you chill out growing your business because your work with clients is going to be so badass you’re going to be totally confident that growth is inevitable!

Like you’re ALREADY a genius at the work you do with your clients and this somatic stuff is just going to take it to the next level. YOU’RE GOINGGG TO SPACEEEE!!

The tippy topper is the feminist part… you’re going to learn how to do all this from an intersectional feminist lens!!


Especially while it’s still so small and you get so much one on one time with me…

Applications for the next round open in September.

Are you in??????????????????


Start learning and applying this shit today with the FREE WORKSHOPS: Somatics to Heal Patriarchy here! 🙂


Author: Bryn Bamber

Career Coach Bryn Bamber helps people like you find a career that’s aligned with your goals. Her Burnout to Brilliance program teaches you how to make small shifts that will free up tons of energy for the things you really love. Start today with your FREE Checklist: Decrease Stress and Get an Hour of Your Day Back! Get it here - Learn more about Bryn & the Burnout to Brilliance program at

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